2 year old 4 sale.

For Sale:

Two year old child.

Has experience in Destruction, Demolition,

and Temper Tantrums.

Is able to down a hot dog in less than a minute and destroy a room in 15 seconds or less.

Looks innocent and cute, but looks can be deceiving.

Says, "Please, Thank-you, Mine, and No" on a regular basis.

$100 OBO (would be willing to trade for a box of Krispy Kremes, A Pedicure, or a large Coke Zero)

All sales final

No refunds. Manufacture not held liable for any defects or deformities.